"Do you remember me pissing into your mouth at the party last night?"
"No..."
"You were pretty drunk"
"Tell me about it"
"Well I needed to go but you were taking too long so I thought, I've got a perfectly good toilet right here. There was a lot of it. I big long stream".
"Did I manage to swallow it all?"
"You struggled. There was piss all over your face and your chin. It was hot".
"I wish I could remember".
"Well don't worry, it'll probably happen again soon".
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